THE UX ROASTER
EST. 2024 • DAILY DESIGN DEMOLITION • CIRCULATION: GROWING
"All The Design Takes That Are Fit To Print (And Some That Aren't)"
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Welcome to the premier destination for design criticism, UX commentary, and the finest roasts this side of the internet. Our featured satirists spare no pixel in their pursuit of design justice.
FEATURED SATIRISTS
Meet the sharpest wits in the design world
Sarah 'Pixel Slayer' Chen
@pixelslayer
LATEST ROAST:
"Just saw a design system with 47 different shades of blue. Apparently 'Navy' wasn't specific enough, so they added 'Corporate Navy', 'Midnight Navy', and 'I-Give-Up Navy'."
Marcus 'The Brutalist' Rodriguez
@brutalistmarcus
LATEST ROAST:
"Another startup just launched with a hero section that says 'We're revolutionizing the way you think about thinking.' I can't even..."
Dr. Jane 'UX Surgeon' Williams
@uxsurgeon
LATEST ROAST:
"Client: 'We surveyed 3 users and they all said they love our 47-step checkout process.' Me: 'Were those 3 users your mom, your dog, and your reflection?'"
TODAY'S HOT TAKES
Fresh from the editorial desk
"Stop calling everything 'intuitive.' Your navigation menu that requires a PhD in semiotics is not intuitive."
"If I see one more 'glassmorphism' button that looks like a soap bubble, I'm switching careers to become a farmer."
"User: 'This is confusing.' Designer: 'You just need to learn how to use it properly.' Also Designer: *wonders why adoption is low*"